On: The Syndrome Known As ABCDEFG

Acute Bedtime Contemplation Disease Endemic For Geniuses; Help In Just Keeping Limited Musing Null; Oppressed Population Quite Rarely Seek Timely Unravelling

MELBOURNE - ABCDEFG is a syndrome prevalent in many societies, afflicting usually geniuses but sometimes normal sections of the populace (which include this journalist) as well. The disease causes people to lapse into uncontrollable deep thought after going to bed, preventing them from falling asleep. It is a common cause of insomnia. Victims seldom report their condition to medical staff, and hence not much help is available at the moment. The causes of disease are not known; work on a cure is still being conceptualised by various researchers during their bedtimes.